teamrush:

perfectly-legal:

Seeing as i’m several thousand miles away and cant even hug my girlfriend, the least i can do is give her a reblog to help cover her college costs

I can’t hug his girlfriend either but REBLOG give Triforce money, she makes rad commissions.

I can hug her.  IN YOUR FACES.

But here, I’ll reblog too.

cautioncat:

zuki’s butt is relevant I guess

I am not a butt-man… but even I can appreciate a fine booty like this one.

So I did this thing to my desktop.  I’m a lameo.

Holy crap I hope you guys are sitting down because your legs are about to pop clean off.  Are you ready for this shit?  I bet you’re not.  You might want to take a few deep breaths.  Okay done?  Good.

You know Portal 2, right?  Shit yeah you know what that is.  You probably spank your monkey to GlaDOS’ sexy voice or Cave Johnson’s powerful jawline every night.  You know what those crazy fuckers at Valve did?  Made a map editor.  Holy shit can you even imagine it?  You now have all the power of the ‘DOS HERSELF. YOU TOO CAN BE THE GOD OF TESTING.  

“But Wind!” I hear some of you pleading, “I am not worthy of such power!  I am not as creative as others!  How do I benefit?” Well shut your trap and listen.  If you’re too dumb to make your own puzzles, you can play others.  But no, not those pissy little, ‘lol mah first puzzle’ from some fucknut 13 year old in his parents basement.  I mean GOOD fucking maps: And I don’t mean to brag too much, but I am one of the best damn puzzle makers on the face of this and 302 multiverses!

You might go, ”Wind, you sexy beast of maniliness and intellegence, how can I, your humble admirer, deal with such awesome coming my way?”  Keep sitting your sorry ass down because you’re going to be blown away by the puzzles I make.  And all you have to do is click this link:

http://steamcommunity.com/id/_NULL/myworkshopfiles?appid=620

So what are you waiting for fucknuts?  Or are you too cowardly to embrace the awesome that I am.  It’s okay if you are, I understand if you’re a wimp, not everyone can be as sweet as me.

I forgot to post this!  This is something that happened to me recently, so I had to make a rage comic around it.

theonlyeaglebird:

inkydonkey:

Oh god older guy at the shelter just did the “youre either born with the ability to draw or you aren’t” thing. Well, that and ‘the only good rap is no rap’. Cats are cooler

I was born without the ability to draw, help ;o;

I was born without the ability too.  You know what I did?  I proved nature fucking wrong.

I DONT LET NO BITCH NATURE GIVE ME SHIT

shikaro:

resin7:

WHOA WHOA WHOA PIKACHU

CULTURAL APPROPRIATION

YOU CAN’T DO THAT

CUBONES WEAR THE SKULLS OF THEIR DEAD MOTHERS AFTER THEY EVOLVE AND YOU CAN’T STEAL AN IMPORTANT PART OF THEIR CULTURE JUST TO BE TRENDY YOU ASSHOLE

God this pikachu is fatchu mannnnnnnnn first pikachu i’ve loved in yearsssss

LISTEN HERE CUM-SLUT, I BET YOU 5 MILLION POKEDOLLARS THAT YOU DON’T OWN A PIKACHU. BUT GUESS WHAT? I OWN 7. AND I CAN TELL YOU RIGHT NOW THAT A PIKACHU WOULD NEVER JUST PUT ON A CUBONE’S SKULL HELMET. THEY’LL RARELY EVEN WEAR HATS.

BUT SAY YOUR IDIOTIC THEORY IS CORRECT.

SAY HE DID ACTUALLY WEAR THAT SKULL.

THAT PIKACHU STILL PROBABLY DIED. 

IS THAT STILL FUNNY TO YOU? DO YOU STILL GET YOUR KICKS OUT OF KNOWING THAT THAT PIKACHU WAS PROBABLY TERRIFIED AND AND IS SMILING AS IT IS THE ONLY THING TO COPE WITH HIS EMINENT FATALITY?

AND IF YOU SAY YES THEN YOU SERIOUSLY DISGUST ME AS A POKEMON TRAINER.

(am I cool now?)

Vendetta: Perhaps you meant ‘opinionOfShrew’.  Of course, I am not surprised that a sack of scales and water would lack the basic brainpower to correctly interface with said database.

perfectly-legal:

artsyfartsytriforce:

me ‘n Ryy

Yup.

The first time I have seen that karp so happy.  It’s unsettling.

You know, there has been a thing I’ve seen in the circles I have reside in that has provided a source of… irritation.  Labels.  Don’t worry, this won’t be an essay.

When I say Labels, I mean some word that you identify yourself as.  Things like: Gamer, Gay, Furry, Bisexual, Autistic, Pansexual, Transgender, Crossdresser, Cosplayer… I could go on and list all sort of things like that.  I don’t like them, and I don’t like people who use them constantly to explain their actions or behaviors.

A label is a static implementation of behaviors.  A human is a dynamic set of behaviors.  When someone labels themselves, they pigeonhole their own self into these ‘sets’ of how to walk, talk, and act.  It makes you less of a person, and more of a cardboard cutout.

What infuriates me even more is when people say they’re some sort of label but make no attempt to meet the implied requirements of it.  I have had people tell me they’re gamers because they played Mario once, or like Sonic Fanart.  You are actively saying one thing and doing another.  It comes off as pandhandling to people around you.  It makes you seem shallow as you want people to see you as you want to be seen without the work.  More of a cardboard cutout.

You are not a label, you are a person.  You may share some flaws or perks from label x, but you are never label x; and never will be.  You are, and always will be, you.  Maybe it’s not the actual labels that I hate, but the people who use them as a mask, shield, or convenient way to describe and define themselves.

Once we drop this need to label ourselves something, we can grow as a person and no longer hide behind this facade of given titles.  You are not a culmination of labels.

That is all.

triforcepmde:

shrewwwwsss

Just a shrew day today huh

shikaro:

i never thought i’d draw a hot looking porygon-Z <3

second commish for wind!

2/2 :D

This is canon now people.

shikaro:

guess what

this is the BEST thing i’ve gotten to draw in a while HEEEEEEEE IM FUCKING HAPPY TODAY IS A FUCKING HAPPY DAY

when i like shinx its usually anthro, and chubby [i dont really like the original shinx, huge ears man~]

oh well, commission for wind 1/2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i will be designing a piranha based creature for myself eventually <3

This pleases me.